doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
Dear bands and friends of bands getting a ride in the bands van. Don’t steal beer directly from the cellar of the venue you just played.
CCTV and a vigilant manager is something that exists.
You just make yourselves look like idiots.
[This was written by someone who doesn’t really know what he’s talking about. I cannot tell a lie. Lights-wisely speaking, I’m an absolute arse-head. But I know what I like.
And although nobody goes home whistling the lights, it’s also true that no-one goes to gigs to stare at the fucking P.A. stacks.]
"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."
"what are you wearing?"